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I've been working on some simple 2x2 ribbed socks for the last couple of weeks or so. The progress has been really slow going, mostly because it took me about 8 attempts to actually get the thing started. I would always do something idiotic and lose about 4 or 5 stitches, or I would be knitting so tight I could barely move the needles. Anyway, I finally got the hang of it and started making progress on my sock. When it got time for me to start the heel flap, I freaked out. For some reason I was convinced that I cast on a number of stitches not recommended in the pattern, like a total douche bag. Also like I douche bag I run straight to Ravelry screaming for help because these are my first socks and I can't NOT follow the pattern exactly because I don't know what I'm doing, which apparently didn't cross my mind when I cast on a stupid number of stitches. So some lovely individual gives me a solution I understand, but because I'm so stressed out due to work I decide to wait until my days off. Well, lo and behold, I start the heel flap and it turns out I DID cast on the right number of stitches. Not only did I do the right thing and not remember, but I WROTE IT DOWN in my knitting notebook, in which I keep track of these things so a situation like this doesn't have to happen.
I'll post pictures as soon as I find the charging cord for the camera.